That’s cheating! Anyone can pleasure a woman if they tell you what to do! The point is you’re not allowed to ask. — Jeremy (Series 5, Episode 5: ‘Jeremy’s Manager’)

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Jez getting in touch with his inner Pete Campbell

Jez getting in touch with his inner Pete Campbell

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I’m genuinely terrified of this happening every single time I use a French press. One day I’m going to forget to hold the handle and I’ll burn my whole self, just watch. 

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I’m not a cock. But the cock has certainly crowed. Thrice!

When? What are you talking about?

It means you’ve betrayed me. It’s the New Testament. You cock. 

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But we had three different kinds of crisps! 

But we had three different kinds of crisps! 

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The Sherlock fandom says they’re the fandom that waited,

but series 8 of Peep Show won’t be on until Autumn.

aw maaaaaaan

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