in bathtubs full of
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
It just recently became legal to sell chameleons in Massachusetts and our petsmart just got some in today and some associates in pet care were talking about it and I was like “Yeah, bro! LEGALIZE IT!” And nobody thought I was even a tiny bit funny.
4/20 change colors every day